Hantaillab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful rhinoceros.

Hantaillab created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hantaillab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hantaillab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hantaillab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hantaillab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never paint your face black.

5. Never play with disobedient children.