Flabwegrot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic crane.

Flabwegrot created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabwegrot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabwegrot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flabwegrot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flabwegrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Flabwegrot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing gray skirts.