Gupstragdam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced hare.

Gupstragdam created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupstragdam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gupstragdam, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gupstragdam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gupstragdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gupstragdam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not shave your arms.