Dobrakdun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful dragon.

Dobrakdun created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobrakdun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobrakdun, it will turn you into a slug.

Dobrakdun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dobrakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Dobrakdun seven times a day.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never wear brown boots.

5. Do not skip in public.