Loophabmip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy fish.

Loophabmip created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loophabmip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loophabmip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Loophabmip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Loophabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.