Damrotgedsispogbun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast fairy.

Damrotgedsispogbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Damrotgedsispogbun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Damrotgedsispogbun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Damrotgedsispogbun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Damrotgedsispogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Damrotgedsispogbun.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always help grasshopers.