Pidbosskin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless gorilla.

Pidbosskin created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidbosskin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidbosskin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pidbosskin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidbosskin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pidbosskin.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.