Vinwatbag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair meerkat.

Vinwatbag created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinwatbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinwatbag, she will not care at all.

Vinwatbag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vinwatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vinwatbag's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Put Vinwatbag first in all things.

5. Do not speak about limes.