Fatdogjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent scorpion.

Fatdogjarn created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdogjarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatdogjarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fatdogjarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fatdogjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. You must never eat bread.