Bisscin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful snake.

Bisscin created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bisscin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bisscin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bisscin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing violet shorts.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Bisscin on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.