Bafyakaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, pitiless jellyfish.

Bafyakaf created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafyakaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafyakaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bafyakaf's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bafyakaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.