Homrillsag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody gnu.

Homrillsag created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homrillsag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Homrillsag, he will turn you into a slug.

Homrillsag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Homrillsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Homrillsag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.