Guptapbossbadgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet manatee.

Guptapbossbadgig created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Guptapbossbadgig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Guptapbossbadgig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Guptapbossbadgig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Guptapbossbadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Guptapbossbadgig loves great tits, so they must be honoured.