Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying octopus.

Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem, he will be very sad.

Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Bissbastcubsastinhitfidbem on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.