Wantarpceb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty warg.

Wantarpceb created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantarpceb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wantarpceb, it will be very unhappy.

Wantarpceb's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wantarpceb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wantarpceb four times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Wantarpceb loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Wantarpceb.

5. You must never eat pineapples.