Sogabbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental armadillo.

Sogabbet created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogabbet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sogabbet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sogabbet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sogabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sogabbet's priests.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Sogabbet.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to doves while wearing violet trousers.