Litstraghog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair fox.

Litstraghog created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litstraghog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Litstraghog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Litstraghog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Litstraghog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Litstraghog three times a day.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Hide if seven rats approach from the south.

5. Do not take Litstraghog's name in vain.