Gupnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish shark.

Gupnib created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gupnib, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gupnib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gupnib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gupnib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.