Mongubstragflabcinvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain dingo.

Mongubstragflabcinvab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mongubstragflabcinvab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mongubstragflabcinvab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mongubstragflabcinvab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mongubstragflabcinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Mongubstragflabcinvab loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never chant in the presence of rats.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing indigo shirts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

5. You must never eat strawberries.