Fadcetlin Highimwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable snake.

Fadcetlin Highimwip created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fadcetlin Highimwip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadcetlin Highimwip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fadcetlin Highimwip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fadcetlin Highimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fadcetlin Highimwip on top of all buildings.

3. Fadcetlin Highimwip loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.