Gepfunwad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart hedgehog.

Gepfunwad created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Gepfunwad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepfunwad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepfunwad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gepfunwad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepfunwad.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.