Sandhugken is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful meerkat.

Sandhugken created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandhugken, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandhugken, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sandhugken's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sandhugken's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sandhugken.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from indigo whales, for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.