Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying gerbil.

Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss' name in vain.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. You must pray to Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss seven times a day.

4. Always obey Omtarncunontdinkemrilbiss' priests.

5. Never hurt dolphins.