Lithotkar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, stupid dugong.

Lithotkar created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithotkar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lithotkar, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lithotkar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lithotkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never feed lemons to manatees while wearing boots.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention rats.