Gigtintim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent penguin.

Gigtintim created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gigtintim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gigtintim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gigtintim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gigtintim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing gray coats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing turquoise ear rings.