Larnnurhom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing wyvern.

Larnnurhom created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnurhom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larnnurhom, she will not invite you to parties.

Larnnurhom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Larnnurhom's Holy Commandments

1. Larnnurhom loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about stars.