Paknartgab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty lion.

Paknartgab created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Paknartgab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Paknartgab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Paknartgab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Paknartgab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Paknartgab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.