Ingdubzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous faun.

Ingdubzed created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdubzed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingdubzed, it will send you a sign.

Ingdubzed's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ingdubzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ingdubzed's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingdubzed.

3. You must pray to Ingdubzed five times a day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.