Dotyarlfat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful goblin.

Dotyarlfat created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotyarlfat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotyarlfat, she will strike you with lightening.

Dotyarlfat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dotyarlfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt geese.