Negfebdim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless coyote.

Negfebdim created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negfebdim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negfebdim, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Negfebdim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Negfebdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Negfebdim loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.