Quimbancib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome coyote.

Quimbancib created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbancib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimbancib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quimbancib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quimbancib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quimbancib.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.