Hudsidwee is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy human.

Hudsidwee created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsidwee, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudsidwee, he will come to you in dreams.

Hudsidwee's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hudsidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Hudsidwee must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.