Gedpidflanpan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful shrew.

Gedpidflanpan created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpidflanpan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gedpidflanpan, he will turn you into a rat.

Gedpidflanpan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gedpidflanpan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gedpidflanpan three times a day.

2. Gedpidflanpan loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never feed beans to grasshopers while wearing violet scarves.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.