Lenbuging is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful frog.

Lenbuging created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbuging, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenbuging, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Lenbuging's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lenbuging's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing fawn coats and balancing nine lead spheres on your back.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about doves.