Fagfarnnel is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful seal.

Fagfarnnel created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagfarnnel, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagfarnnel, it will turn you into a dog.

Fagfarnnel's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fagfarnnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing black shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always stare at clouds.