Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil hippopotamus.

Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing violet kilts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kopkimfarnjarnkipbiss.