Xinbedbell is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong jackal.

Xinbedbell created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbedbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinbedbell, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xinbedbell's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xinbedbell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.