Dodtifsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy octopus.

Dodtifsid created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodtifsid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodtifsid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dodtifsid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dodtifsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.