Taddodsog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Taddodsog created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddodsog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Taddodsog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Taddodsog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Taddodsog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine voles approach from the south.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not chop down trees.