Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair hedgehog.

Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Wodripsak Dunbappib Metrigcib.