Jammigbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witless armadillo.

Jammigbeg created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jammigbeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jammigbeg, he will strike you with lightening.

Jammigbeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jammigbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always obey Jammigbeg's priests.