Donsatgom Rulljammatnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic rhinoceros.

Donsatgom Rulljammatnull created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donsatgom Rulljammatnull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donsatgom Rulljammatnull, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Donsatgom Rulljammatnull's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Donsatgom Rulljammatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Donsatgom Rulljammatnull on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.