Bisslunsig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful goose.

Bisslunsig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslunsig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bisslunsig, it will cry a lot.

Bisslunsig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bisslunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.