Gutsasort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous shark.

Gutsasort created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutsasort, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutsasort, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutsasort's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gutsasort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gutsasort's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat spinach.