Kopwothin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent slug.

Kopwothin created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Kopwothin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopwothin, she will turn you into a slug.

Kopwothin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kopwothin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.