Armfendun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent meerkat.

Armfendun created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armfendun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armfendun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Armfendun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Armfendun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shoes.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from magenta tortoises for they are unholy.