Rowbamnad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rowbamnad created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbamnad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowbamnad, he will not care.

Rowbamnad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rowbamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rowbamnad on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never sing near aardvarks.

5. Worship no other gods but Rowbamnad.