Zenrapfottag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish dingo.

Zenrapfottag created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenrapfottag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zenrapfottag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zenrapfottag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zenrapfottag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Zenrapfottag four times a day.

5. Never look at nebulae.