Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring wasp.

Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud, she will turn you into a dog.

Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tonklikditrotdogsad Dogdusshud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.