Cethadtad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart crow.

Cethadtad created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cethadtad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cethadtad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cethadtad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cethadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.